What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.