What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Signal Jokes More Signal Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving