What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.