What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.