What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.