What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving