What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.