What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss