What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.