What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.