What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.