Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.