Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.