What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout