What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...