What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.