What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.