What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.