What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.