Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...