A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
A horse
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
A Hemogoblin
Start from scratch !
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
The hip Doctor!
Look ma, no hands!
They both can't ride bicycles.
I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "
I dunno, I just repost them.
You can make a pet out of a snake !