What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !