You can make a pet out of a snake !
One has a d where the other doesn't.
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
