What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!