What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.