What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Go stand in front of a mirror

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.