What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"