What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state