What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila