What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !