What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

River Jokes More River Jokes

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."