What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada