What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.