What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Medic Jokes More Medic Jokes

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

Gauze Jokes More Gauze Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.