Rebel Jokes

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.