Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.