Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.