Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

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Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.