Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's the difference between Jesus &amp a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.