Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.