Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.