Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

removed

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.