Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.