Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped