Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats