Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet