Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.