Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.