Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.