Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.