How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic