How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW