How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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A: Have everybody chip in.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey