How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

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What did the impatient cow say at the stampede?

MOOOOOOVE !

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic