How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW