Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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Strap a steak to the ceiling

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panic

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.