Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.