Ethiopia Jokes

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

A: Ethiopia!

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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Because it is using steroids.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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What's the Ethiopian national dish?

Empty.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"