How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How do you start a rave in Ethopia???

You staple food on the ceilings.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh