How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer