How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.