How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.