How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling