How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling