What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"