What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.