Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread