Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.