Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."