Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...