Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Inbred.

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A square dance.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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He got crossed.

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