What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Putin on the Ritz