Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.