What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.