What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.