What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !