What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !