What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Previous Random Joke Next
Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Glasgow Jokes More Glasgow Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Scotland Yard Jokes More Scotland Yard Jokes

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.