What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.