What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.