What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.