What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.