Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!