Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.