What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis