What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.