What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.