What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.