Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
One can raise a child
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Senority
A Taco bell.
They can't handle the triggers.
An un-armed gingerbread man
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Goose bumps
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.
They both have hops.
Swish cheese.