What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What do you call your Mexican crush?

Juan Andonle

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.