Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Her miscarriage. sorry.

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Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"