What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Cowhide Jokes More Cowhide Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.