What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Cowhide Jokes More Cowhide Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.