Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.