Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.