Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".