Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.