Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.