Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What personal space?

My dog

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !