Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.