Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."