Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.