What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.