Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"