Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.