Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Where does bad light end up?

in prism

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement?

Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it