Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.