Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with