Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why is the mushroom so happy ?

Because he's a FUN-GUY :P

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.