Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.