Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!