Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.