Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.