Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball