What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe