What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe