What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.