Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...