Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Prose before hoes.

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because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Melon-collie !

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!