How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!