Melon-collie !
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
He told her he *can't elope*.
Because they cantaloupe...
Let's get the flock out of here"
You herd me!"
A melon collie.