How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.