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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.