How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!