How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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A song called "My Corona"

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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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He told her he *can't elope*.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

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You herd me!"

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!