How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.