What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !