What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !