What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"