What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.