What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.