Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.