Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.