Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.