Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.