Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

Garbage Man Jokes More Garbage Man Jokes

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.