Because he's always talking trash.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
Yeah you like that you dirty pore
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
A: You get your job and your wife back.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
One of them gets taken in every once in a while.
Out of the trash and into the garbage
Because he was bin laden.