Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out