Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Why, afraid of seven, five is?

Because six seven eight.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.