How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.