How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.