What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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Nothing, he just staired.

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And elevator can raise kids

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An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What is a Cell?

something you keep black people in

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OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

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