What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.